Guy on youtube said "egg sandwich on toast with hot sauce."
I don't make sandwiches with toast(too crumbly)
I don't LIKE hot sauce.
Haven't had an egg sandwich in a loooooong time....

Sigh.
 Guess who's eating an egg sandwich on toast with hot sauce.

Conclusion: I am highly susceptible to suggestion, and egg sandwiches on toast with hot sauce are FREAKING AMAZING!